Description

Eureka! An app that answers the age-old question: How many kernels of popcorn did I pop?

For centuries mankind has been dogged by such mysteries of the Universe. Many discoveries have been made, but the complexities of accurate popcorn calculation (A.P.C.) have eluded experts and defied explanation... until now! Thanks to amazing science and newfangled technology, the answer is finally at hand with the aid of the remarkable Popcorn Report app for iPhone and iPad. Thomas Edison, eat your heart out!

No longer will you have to rely on counting kernels by hand, only to lose track or start eating before you’re finished. Now you can have your answer and eat it too!

Follow this scientifically proven sequence for optimal results:
Begin your popcorn-creation sequence as normal.
Launch the Popcorn Report app on your mobile device. Count to 10 and press the BIG RED BUTTON.
Remember to stay quiet during the procedure – this is science!
When the last kernel has popped, press the button again to complete the process.
Carefully log your result for future reference and potential scientific publication.
Eat popcorn with a renewed sense of knowledge and purpose.

Science can be so delicious!