Description

Ladies and gentlemen, boys and girls… Flappy has become a phenomenon. Stores of the world are full of poor quality, substandard, ad full, tasteless and honestly crappy versions of the epic flappy bird game.

We couldn’t take this, so here is what we did…

We went to the nuclear physics department of the University of Waterpoo in Canada, to find out the actual, accurate physics and psychology behind the epic flappy bird game. It took the professors time, frustration, anger, denial, depression, anxiety and countless heartfelt losses of the virtual flappy bird. A few quit their jobs, while some, just plainly gave up…

With some powerfully motivation from our boss (who is also an ex-marine) and lots of dark coffee - a eureka moment happened to an unsuspecting, painfully shy, teaching assistant (sorry jess ;)). Jess, had cracked the code. She had come up with a formula that showed the connection of the bird with the core animal human brain. We won’t indulge you into the nerdy details, but, the results were astounding…

We gave the game to lots of testers and they are still playing the game (it has been over two weeks, 3 days and 10 hrs). The result is very addicting, so, we warn you - only download this game if you have a strong mind or a mom that likes keeping you in check.

To end the craziness of the crappy flappy game knockoffs, we have added all kinds of flappy games in this One Single App. Every game has a twist that offers you a different type of addiction.

Have a good life… it’s cold here…bye.

-Dr. Molar Lipkiss
(It ain't about how hard you're hit. It's about how hard you can get hit and keep moving forward.)

What's New in Version 1.0.1

Lots of fun features added!
* Much better and improved multiplayer support
* Game mechanics revamped and improved - lots of logic and design has been changed
* Lots of memes added
* You can now play with 3 players at the same time!
* Lot of other changes added - play to discover!