Monster Hunter is getting turned into a big Hollywood blockbuster. And we used to play Monster Hunter on the streams back when everything was happier and we weren't all so lonely.
So, having combined those two facts into my perfectly SEO-attuned brain I have come up with the following collection of words. Together they make excellent CONTENT!
Basically here's a load of iOS games that should get made into films as well. You'll probably disagree with me, but that's fine because I'm not taking any of this seriously. Hahaha, imagine if I did that.
Wayward Souls
This would make a good movie because it's got loads of action and stuff in it. Vin Diesel could be in it because he's my favourite actor whose name sounds like a mispronunciation of van diesel.
The movie would probably go on for too long, the story would be incomprehensible gibberish, and the CGI would look worse than the chunky pixels of the original game.
Potential review rating: 7/10
Real Racing 3
This would make a good movie because it's got loads of cars and stuff in it. Vin Diesel could be in it because he's my favourite actor whose name rhymes with pin weasel.
Basically it'd be Days of Thunder but far too long, because all movies are far too long nowadays. Oh and it'd be in 3D because everything is.
Potential review rating: 7/10
80 Days
This would make a good movie because giant steam punk robots and a race against time. Vin Diesel could be in it because he's my favourite actor whose name is a spoonerism of Din Viesel.
I actually think this one would work really well. I mean Hollywood would mess it up and it'd be too long and miss the point, but still.
Potential review rating: 7/10
Clash Royale
This would make a good movie because cartoon war is funny and hahaha look at the King. Vin Diesel could be in it because he's my favourite actor whose name is an anagram of Ivn Eisled.
Imagine a movie made up entirely of a much brighter version of the siege of Helm's Deep from Lord of the Rings. That'll work, I guess.
Potential review rating: 7/10
Prune
This would make a good movie because who doesn't love two hour long meditations about life, death and trees? Vin Diesel could be in it because he's my favourite actor whose name backwards is Niv Leseid.
Seriously though it would just be two and a half hours of watching a tree grow. Sounds perfect if you ask me. Maybe the critics won't get it though. Charlatans.
Potential review rating: 7/10
Angry Birds
Hahahahaha, imagine if... Oh. Right.
Potential review rating: 7/10
