Okay. 

So we know many of you have been waiting for our review of 2D craft-'em-up Junk Jack X.

We reviewed Terreria, the other iOS-based 2D Minecraft-a-like, a couple of weeks ago, but are aware that we have yet to share our views on its similarly blocky rival.

Spolier: This isn't a review of Junk Jack X.

Instead, I have teamed up with Peter Willington, handheld editor for sister site Pocket Gamer, to explore Junk Jack X in a different way.

Welcome to The Junk Jack X Files.