I don't really know where to start with Fist of Jesus.

While I personally don't consider a game where Jesus Christ teaches Judas how to clobber lepers to death with a holy fish to be blasphemous or troubling, I'm still a little surprised that Apple has allowed it onto the App Store.

Regardless, it's here now. And of course, I just had to have a go. Check out the video above to see your saviour laying the smackdown.

WARNING: Those of a sensitive religious disposition may tut disapprovingly.