Drugs are bad, mmmkay?
But dealing drugs is worse.
If for some reason you do have the urge to peddle highly addictive, life-destroying, terrorism-funding contraband then Underworld: Drug Lords will let you do that in the comfort and safety of your middle-class suburban home.
The trailer for the game may be all about glorifying a pretty reprehensible crime to a funky soundtrack, but it also has a bit 24 seconds in that looks a heck of a lot like the opening of Eastenders.
Subscribe to AppSpy on
Underworld: Drug Lords is free-to-play, and out now on Android.