Dogs don't play video games.
It's not because dogs can't play video games, it's that dogs simply don't need them.
Why?
Because they're never bored: they can always chase their tails, and as we all know that's probably the most fun thing ever.
Since I'm not a dog, I don't have a tail, and consequently I'll never know such sweet relief from boredom as our canine chums. But a UK gran has thankfully stepped up and created the next best thing: a tail chasing simulator called Tail Chase.
As if chasing your tail wasn't enough, the trailer for Tail Chase also promises Buzzy Bees, Manic Moles, and Bad Bunnies, so obviously you should immediately go and download it via our links below.
[App Store link]
[Google Play link]
Oh and below is a picture of Molvia Maddox (the developer) and Chester (her muse), because there aren't enough photos of developers with their pooches on the Internet.